I Just Got This Text

"McMike" (mcmike) 12/03/2014 at 08:55 • Filed to: wrong number

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I have no idea who this is from.

let him off easy. Vito's got shit to do today.

jkm7680 > McMike 12/03/2014 at 07:52

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"Hold up, I've got a couple more bodies, that ok?"

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jkm7680 12/03/2014 at 08:03

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I was going to suggest something, but I can't top this.

Party_in_the_USA > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:07

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The clear answer is of course Cat Facts subscription

Nibby > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:22

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Send him racy pictures of women.

macanamera > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:22

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"Are we re-coating the Hoffa site?"

thebigbossyboss > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:23

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Booo so boring.

CalzoneGolem > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:24

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Subscribing for updates

Sanettika > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:32

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Oh, it's such a good thing I never get texts like that. I would get so many people fired, especially after the "I strongly suggest..." bit.

EL_ULY > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:38

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send them a LOUD NOISES meme

PS9 > McMike 12/03/2014 at 08:41

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I HAVE DECIDED AGAINST USING CONCRETE AS IT IS NOT FRIENDLY TO MOTHER EARTH. WE ARE INSTEAD GOING WITH A SLURRY OF RECYCLED SHOES, USED TAMPONS AND HUMAN BONES (FOR BONDING) I HAVE MADE MYSELF. I WILL BE ON SITE POURING AND WORKING THE EARTH-FRIENDLY SLURRY WEARING NOTHING BUT A SOCK OVER MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT, AS A PROTEST AGAINST CLOTHES, MANY OF WHICH CONTAIN CHEMICALS THAT ARE HARMFUL TO THE OZONE LAYER.

LappingLuke > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:03

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very well done indeed

Do-Rif-To > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:09

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What sort of sloppy operation is pouring the walkway the day before the open house anyway?

Party-vi > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:11

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"I can if you want me to be"

whyhellothere

cazzyodo > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:12

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GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS?!?!? NOW I CAN'T STOP THE SHOUTING VOICES IN MY HEAD AND I PAYED A LOT OF MONEY TO GET THOSE VOICES TO STOP SHOUTING!

McMike > LappingLuke 12/03/2014 at 09:14

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I could have dragged it out for hours, but Vito has an open house to prepare for.

deekster_caddy > Do-Rif-To 12/03/2014 at 09:15

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That's what I was thinking. Don't you want more time for it to cure before having a crowd of people walking on it? Maybe it's that new fangled quick drying concrete.

McMike > cazzyodo 12/03/2014 at 09:22

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CalzoneGolem > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:23

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WHY IS VITO ALWAYS SHOUTING?!?!

Agrajag > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:23

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Fantastic.

Do-Rif-To > deekster_caddy 12/03/2014 at 09:24

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They can do crazy stuff now, they're about to pour the foundation to our expansion sometime just before Christmas in Upstate NY, which blows my mind. Still, 24 hours until someones going to be prancing on it in high heels sounds ambitious.

cazzyodo > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:28

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LappingLuke > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:29

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There is this restaurant/store somewhere in upstate SC that every employee there has my cell number and thinks I'm their coworker Katie. Different people text me as Katie all the time for various different work related reasons. This has gone on for 3 years and for a long, long time I fucked with them hard telling them I was pregnant, or in the hospital with a broken leg from mountain biking, etc but it finally got old and I had to start telling people I wasn't Katie...

Rico > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:31

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Why?

Funktheduck > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:51

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I used to get wrong texts all the time in the fall (school starting). I'm not sure if girls were giving the wrong number or guys were typing wrong but I didn't lead them on. I'd just say "I'm a dude" and they rarely said anything else.

ACESandEIGHTS > McMike 12/03/2014 at 09:57

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This is sadly how one must deal with contractors. Things simply do not happen on schedule.

I got an email once from a Montessori school in Dallas asking me sternly never to cut in front of anyone at the pickup line in the driveway ever again thank you very much, [my actual name]. Though I was in Washington and had no children. I was super-impressed that they had tracked me down via email and managed to get the warning to someone with the correct name, but they didn't find it as amusing as I. Montessori: why so serious?

Whenever I drop my kids off or pick them up though and think of cutting the line though I remember Mr. Texas Montessori and think better of it. That's how effective the Montessori method is : you don't even have to be instructed by it to reap the benefits.

Axial > McMike 12/03/2014 at 20:29

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It's peeling up and it's bothering me...